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		<title>La Multi Ani, Radu! &lt;3</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:28:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paseste-n fata fara de teama, Atunci cand gustul faimei ademenitor te cheama. Se-aprinde-n tine dorinta ca o flama Si se revarsa-ntr-o ampla contorsioneala Si furori faci cu-o schema senzationala Mai tare ca gaga si fara sfiala. Cand te rostogolesti intreaga lume sucesti Mintile tuturor le-ametesti Dar nici macar nu clipesti Mergi inainte fara sa te [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dirtyconfessions.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10624464&amp;post=45&amp;subd=dirtyconfessions&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paseste-n fata fara de teama,</p>
<p>Atunci cand gustul faimei ademenitor te cheama.</p>
<p>Se-aprinde-n tine dorinta ca o flama</p>
<p>Si se revarsa-ntr-o ampla contorsioneala</p>
<p>Si furori faci cu-o schema senzationala</p>
<p>Mai tare ca gaga si fara sfiala.</p>
<p>Cand te rostogolesti intreaga lume sucesti</p>
<p>Mintile tuturor le-ametesti</p>
<p>Dar nici macar nu clipesti</p>
<p>Mergi inainte fara sa te opresti</p>
<p>Ca totul tine de-al tau talent</p>
<p>Si farmec von Snake omniprezent</p>
<p>Toata lumea te iubeste</p>
<p>Ai fete multe ce te &#8220;doreste&#8221;</p>
<p>Doar sa le faci un semn si vin.</p>
<p>La tine paharu-i mereu plin</p>
<p>De soare si senin</p>
<p>Si zambete si canturi multe.</p>
<p>De vrei sa-aiba cin&#8217; sa le-asculte</p>
<p>Noi suntem toti aici, mereu</p>
<p>Gata sa te-mbatam la greu</p>
<p>Si sa-ti uram printre-aurii gologani</p>
<p>un mare si calduros “La Multi Ani!”</p>
<p><strong>by Kanna-chan and Dreamy, surioarele tale ^.^</strong></p>
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		<title>Taste of fame ~ De la unu&#8217; la altul</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Uita-te la mine si la dreamy In mana avem paharul de martini Ea are o rochita, tipic gothic lolita Baietii cand o vad striga &#8221; ai senoritaaaa ! &#8220; Uita-te la dreamy Ai vrea-o in bikini Hai frate nu-ti cade in plasa Dar imaginea ei nu te lasa E frumoasa Are valoare A calcat numai [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dirtyconfessions.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10624464&amp;post=43&amp;subd=dirtyconfessions&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uita-te la mine si la dreamy</p>
<p>In mana avem paharul de martini</p>
<p>Ea are o rochita, tipic gothic lolita</p>
<p>Baietii cand o vad striga &#8221; ai senoritaaaa ! &#8220;</p>
<p>Uita-te la dreamy</p>
<p>Ai vrea-o in bikini</p>
<p>Hai frate nu-ti cade in plasa</p>
<p>Dar imaginea ei nu te lasa</p>
<p>E frumoasa</p>
<p>Are valoare</p>
<p>A calcat numai pe rosii covoare.</p>
<p><em>Uite-l si pe Radu, mey, te pui?</em></p>
<p><em>E-al nostru barosan dulce-amarui</em></p>
<p><em>Te da pe spate, de nu te vezi</em></p>
<p><em>El te uimeste si nu il crezi</em></p>
<p><em>Hranindu-se mereu cu faima cea mai de soi</em></p>
<p><em>Te loveste ca un puternic roi</em></p>
<p><em>Si te-ntrebi de unde-a venit</em></p>
<p><em>Si cum de el pe tine te-a gasit.</em></p>
<p><em>Dar nu te intreba, e totul clar</em></p>
<p><em>Radu iti da clasa, Radu e pe val!</em></p>
<p>Dreamy asta e ceva, va da clasa mai rau ca afrodita</p>
<p>La picioare toti ii cad cand o vad goala, pana si gayilor li se scoala</p>
<p>Dreamy a mea le stie pe toate</p>
<p>Umbla in cluburi in fiecare noapte</p>
<p>“La buni” e un nume de cod</p>
<p>Ea defapt are o organizatie, um complot</p>
<p>Noaptea e spion international</p>
<p>Ziua psiholog, fenomenal.</p>
<p><em>Priviti acum la Radu meu, baiat versat</em></p>
<p><em>&#8220;Manca-i-as putza lui de baiat”</em></p>
<p><em>Asa tipa babele extaziate</em></p>
<p><em>In sezlonguri, la soare, de toti filmate</em></p>
<p><em>Dar el isi pastreaza valoarea si la da cu flit</em></p>
<p><em>Dispare repede cu un sfarait</em></p>
<p><em>Nimeni nu stie unde s-a dus</em></p>
<p><em>Doar dreamy cunoaste&#8230; ea pe cululetzul lui dintii a pus.</em></p>
<p>Dreamy stie ce face, nu te pune cu ea</p>
<p>Multi baieti o vor, ha ha!</p>
<p>Dar din 4 cuvinte ea te lasa mut :</p>
<p>&#8221; Du-te dracu cocalar amarat &#8220;</p>
<p>Asta e nu ai ce sa-i faci</p>
<p>E o senorita foarte fine</p>
<p>Cand poarta rochita gothic lolita o vrei ca valentine</p>
<p>Dreamy este feroce ca o suta de lei</p>
<p>In dormitor la tine o vrei</p>
<p><em>Uita mey la el</em></p>
<p><em>Face rime mai ceva ca in bordel</em></p>
<p><em>Niciun peste nu se pune cu-al nostru Radu</em></p>
<p><em>Cand il vede ramane cu gura cascata si bradul</em></p>
<p><em>Ca tot vine craciunul, iti spun:</em></p>
<p><em>De nu-l vrei sub pom tre sa fi nebun</em></p>
<p><em>Iti face o contorsie shukara, cu clasa</em></p>
<p><em>Si cu gura cascata te lasa.</em></p>
<p><em>De vrei sa-l vezi, fa-ti programare</em></p>
<p><em>Si de-ai norocul cel mai mare</em></p>
<p><em>Vei reusi, ca celelalte bunaciuni</em></p>
<p><em>Si e mai bine ca sa calci pe taciuni.</em></p>
<p><strong>by The Fame Monster and <em>Balubista</em></strong></p>
<p>Asta se intampla cand te pocneste inspiratia dirty si iti spui ca nu ai mai scris de mult timp&#8230;  ^.^</p>
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		<title>La Multi Ani, Issa! ^.^</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 21:01:43 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:center;">Nu septembrie, nu noiembrie ci 12 decembrie ziua-n care Pamantul a primit o valoare</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Ziua-n care, cocotati pe difuzoare, toti mimii au primit o culoare</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Ea e Issa, ea e miza, ea ne da clasa ,cascati va lasa</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Nu  te crede smecher, sau prea shukar, ca&#8217;i cazi imediat in plasa</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Milionar, miliardar &#8211; ii lasi gust amar, fiindca valoarea ei e un dar</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">N-o egalezi, chiar de probezi</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Hei hei hai DJ, explodeaza muzica&#8230;tupeu ai?</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Toata lumea sus pe sase cai</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Dansam, cantam nu ne intristam</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Gustul vodkai vrem sa-l aflam</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Numaidecat noua il va arata</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Si o mostra din a ei fabrica ne va da</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Lichior, vodka si secrete</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Nu ne pasa, traim ca niste vedete</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">L-am face invidiosi si pe Terente, auzi?</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Caci gustul nostru e mai ceva ca-al pinguinilor flamanzi</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Fata asta, Issa, e ceva</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Are diploma la rupt inimi, ha!</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">De nu ne crezi arunca-o privire</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Sa nu ramai cu pantalonii-n vine!</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Uita-te si tu cati tipi, n-ai nicio vina</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Ca ei oricum doar pe Issa-o admira</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">E ca un paianjen veninos</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Cu-un zambet viclean si primejdios</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Nu incerca sa te joci cu ea</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">In plasa ei dragostea ti se va inoda</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Odata ce esti prins nimic nu poti schimba</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Dragostea ei e fatala, o distruge pe-a ta</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Nu va dati mari, baieti</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Issa v-o zice direct &#8221; voi nu stiti sa beti &#8220;</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Haideti cu noi, sarbatorim vioi, caci ea merita o groaza de fani</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Pahare de vodka, sampanie si bani, plini de curaj strigam &#8220;La Multi Ani!&#8221;</p>
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<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>by The Fame Monster and Balubista ~</strong></p>
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		<title>Traditie de Mos Nicolaie a la Issa</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:10:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vorbind cu Dreamy Tot vorbind cu Dreamy la telefon am ajuns la un subiect ce tine de obiceiurile noastre de Mos Nicolaie. -Si ti-ai aranjat cizmele? ma intreaba -Aaaaa&#8230;de ce? -Pai nu asa faceai cand erai mica? -Aaaaa&#8230;nu? Eu ii lasam un pahar de vin si sticla langa tocaraia pe care o aranja mama. Credeam [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dirtyconfessions.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10624464&amp;post=33&amp;subd=dirtyconfessions&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vorbind cu Dreamy</p>
<p>Tot vorbind cu Dreamy la telefon am ajuns la un subiect ce tine de obiceiurile noastre de Mos Nicolaie.</p>
<p>-Si ti-ai aranjat cizmele? ma intreaba</p>
<p>-Aaaaa&#8230;de ce?  -Pai nu asa faceai cand erai mica?</p>
<p>-Aaaaa&#8230;nu? Eu ii lasam un pahar de vin si sticla langa tocaraia pe care o aranja mama. Credeam ca vine, se imbata si imi lasa mie si celelalte cadouri.</p>
<p>Mda&#8230; ca sa vedeti imi puteam eu imagina atunci la noua ani <img src='http://s2.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> )</p>
<p>Side note: cu intarziere dar asta e <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> . Enjoy.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://dirtyconfessions.wordpress.com/2009/12/05/our-derranged-family/odf-final-3/ Cap 1 -Elise’s point of view- Inca o zi , inca un client. Mi se face sila de atata ghicit in palme si de dat horoscopuri, dar cel mai mult ma enerveaza cand nu mai am arome la narghilea. Se aude clopotelul : am un client si ar trebui sa ma opresc din bautul unei [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dirtyconfessions.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10624464&amp;post=21&amp;subd=dirtyconfessions&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p style="text-align:left;"><strong><span style="font-size:20pt;" lang="EN-GB">Cap 1 </span></strong></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center;"><strong><span style="font-size:20pt;" lang="EN-GB">-Elise’s point of view-</span></strong></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:45pt;"><strong> </strong></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">Inca o zi , inca un client. Mi se face sila de atata ghicit in palme si de dat horoscopuri, dar cel mai mult ma enerveaza cand nu mai am arome la narghilea. Se aude clopotelul : am un client si ar trebui sa ma opresc din bautul unei cafele tari cu aroma de alune de padure. Sunetul tocurilor pe podeaua mea de lemn aproape ca ma ispiteste sa ii spun sa isi scoata naibii pantofii aia ! E clar : sunt nervoasa.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Buna ziua.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Buna dimineata.- intampin tanara clienta- Doriti sa va citesc in palma? o intreb in timp ce continui sa ma uit la incaltamintea acesteia cu o privire plictisita</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Nu. As dori un talisman.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">Observ cearcanele, expresia obosita si ochii plini de disperare. Seamana cu o nevastuica speriata. Parul strans intr-un coc este usor ciufulit si costumul de birou gri usor sifonat. Singurul lucru care o face sa arate mai prezentabil este bratara cu pietre de un albastru cerneala sclipitor. Se uita in jur si face o grimasa, semn ca ori nu ii place locul, ori crede ca va ramane fara un plaman daca mai sta aici.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Ce probleme aveti? o trezesc la realitate cu o intrebare pusa intr-un mod nu prea gingas</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-In ultimul timp am avut parte numai de ghinion. In plus nu pot dormi si sotul meu se poarta ciudat. imi explica</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Am inteles cum sta treaba.Cum va cheama?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Amanda Griffin.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">Ii notez numele in carnetelul meu.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Va trebuie un talisman pentru a alunga ghinionul. Veniti maine pentru a-l lua.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">Aceasta se infurie si bate cu pumnul in tejghea, tipand cat o tin plamanii. Pentru o femeie care nu a dormit de cateva zile are destula energie. In urma loviturii ceasca de cafea impreuna cu o lampa si cateva lumanari aprinse se cetremura pe masa. Cine se crede tipa asta ?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Dar mie imi trebuie azi!</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Ori il luati ori nu il luati. Credeti ca talismanele se fac cat ai clipi? ii spun cu o voce rece, uitandu-ma la ea in sictir</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Atunci vin maine. ma anunta si pleaca, trantind usa dupa ea</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">Ma uit in jurul meu. Tejgheaua si mobila din buticul meu relativ mic sunt facute din lemn de cires, iar podeaua a fost fabricata in asa fel incat sa arate veche, dar nici noua nu este. Diferite perne in stil oriental stau imprastiate pe mobila, pe jos sau pe covoarele indiene. Lampi cu banuti chinezesti sau candelabre mici atarna de tavan, toate ornamentate cu voaluri sau dantele din culori calde. Intr-un dulap sunt asezate diferite matanii si alte obiecte pentru diferite scopuri in timp ce in biblioteca se odihnesc carti vechi. Incep sa ma gandesc oare ce ar fi putut sa o sperie pe client adar nu imi dau seama. Poate din cauza luminii cam inexistente dar si-ar pierde farmecul daca ar fi scaldat de razele soarelui.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Rosa!!!</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">O fata de 16 ani intra in magazin prin usa din spate. Parul de un saten inchis aproape spre brunet este prins intr-o coada si ochii rosii aproape ca sclipesc in lumina difuza a incaperii.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Da mama?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Du-te si ia arome pentru narghilea, te rog. ii spun si ii dau bani</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-De care?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Ca de obicei. Azi vei face un talisman.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">Fata ia banii si pleaca, inchizand usor usa dupa ea.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;text-align:center;"><strong><span style="font-size:20pt;" lang="EN-GB">-</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:20pt;" lang="EN-GB">Rosa</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:20pt;" lang="EN-GB">’s point of view-</span></strong></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;text-align:center;"><strong> </strong></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:45pt;"><strong> </strong>Arome de narghilea. Din nou. Nu ca as avea ceva in potriva&#8230; sa fumeze cat vrea, ce vrea. Bine, nu chiar ce vrea. Dintre toate, aromele de narghilea sunt cele pentru care am de mers cel mai mult, doar in nu stiu care magazinas minuscul si necunoscut de la marginea orasului poti gasi aromele specifice care se simt de fiecare data in buticul nostru. Doar alea ii plac mamei. Adica&#8230; ea chiar poate alege ce vrea si totusi le alege pe acelea pentru care trebuie sa merg atat&#8230; Nu ca as avea eu ceva de obiectat in toata povestea asta.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:45pt;">Prinsa de proprile-mi ganduri, dau cu rapiditate usa magazinului de arome la perete, speriindu-l pe proprietarul micut si carunt. Ma priveste ca de obicei. Adica cu ochii aia rotunzi si iesiti din orbite de spaima (nu, habar nu am de ce&#8230; chiar nu arat infricosator, pentur o vrajitoare!), cu mustata ridicandu-se usor intr-un tic nervos. Da sa spuna ceva –nu tocmai dragastos, dupa expresia lui- atunci cand, in neatentia mea, aproape ii dobor niste sticlute colorate de pe un raft, dar isi inghite cuvintele si incearca sa zambeasca. Pacat ca tot ce reuseste sa afiseze e un rictus idiot. Ei&#8230; pana la urma e si asta buna. Macar se straduieste. Stie si el cat de importante sunt veniturile venite din partea noastra in micuta lui afacere.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:45pt;">-Ca de obicei, domnisoara Rosa ? ma intreaba chicotind prosteste.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:45pt;">-Da. Si repede, te rog. Ma cam grabesc.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:45pt;">Nu incerc sa imi ascund evidenta plictiseala sub o masca asa schimonosita. Il privesc doar cu o spranceana usor ridicata, atunci cand incepe sa se foiasca agitat de colo’n colo, cautand aromele mamei. Mi le intinde curand, cu mainile lui batrane tremurande. Ii inmanez banii indiferenta si ies pe usa cea mare din lemn de stejar, trantind-o din nou. Sunt sigura ca bietul om s-a saturat de mine. Dar, macar cat voi mai da pe la el, vreau sa imi fac simtita prezenta.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:45pt;">-Le-ai luat pe toate ? ma intreaba mama, odata ajunsa acasa.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:45pt;">-Pana la ultima ceruta. Ai putea totusi sa-ti mai schimbi si tu gusturile la arome.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:45pt;">Ma priveste sceptica, strangand usor din buzele ei subtiri.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:45pt;">-Nu-mi spune ca ai avut prea mult de mers&#8230;</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:45pt;">-Am zis eu ceva ?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">-Te cunosc Rosa. Foarte bine chiar. Si iti cunosc si metodele.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">La naiba. Tot ceea ce-mi ramanea de facut era sa neg. Bineinteles. Doar nu era sa recunosc ca era mai buna si mai experimentata. Momentan.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">-Metode ? N-am facut decat sa-ti dau un sfat.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">-Un sfat care sa iti aduce si tie unele avantaje, nu ?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Tac. Ochii ei de culoarea mierii ma privesc, usor ingustati, usor amuzati, dar cu siguranta victoriosi. Offff&#8230; Asta e mama. Stie ce vrea si cum sa obtina de fiecare data. Singurul lucru de care mai are nevoie acum e o aprobare din partea mea. Ah, de-ar fi asa de usor ! Dar nu. Eu sunt mandra. Nu o fac !</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Chipul ei cu trasaturi delicate incepe sa se incrunte, incetul cu incetul din cauza nemultumirii iar degetele se inclesteaza mai tare pe punguta cu aroma de cirese. Fie, o fac. Macar sa fiu corecta. Si pana la urma, nici nu-mi place sa o vad suparata. Inghit in gol. Sau cel putin asta pare, cand de fapt eu nu fac decat sa inghit acel imens rotocol numit « mandrie prosteasca ».</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">-Fie&#8230; ai castigat.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Mama zambeste multumita. Ii plac atat de mult jocurile astea ! Daca ma gandesc mai bine, mi-ar place si mie daca as castiga tot timpul. Zambesc si eu pana la urma. Faptul ca ea castiga aproape de fiecare data face intr-un fel parte din datoria ei de mama.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">-Tata cand vine acasa ? intreb eu, ajutand-o sa-si aseze aromele pe raft.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size:20pt;" lang="FR"> </span></strong></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:108pt;"><strong><span style="font-size:20pt;" lang="EN-GB">-Elise’s point of view-</span></strong></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:108pt;"><strong><span style="font-size:20pt;" lang="EN-GB"> </span></strong></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Pai ar trebui sa vina. A inchis magazinul mai devreme. Acum hai sa facem talismanul asta odata.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Dupa ce tipa se rasteste la tine o mai si ajuti. spune oftand usor si pune ultimul pachet de arome la loc sigur</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">Ma uit la Roza cum se urca pe varfuri ca sa ajunga la raft.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Trebuie sa incepi sa porti mai des tocuri.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Ce ?! De ce ?! intreaba practic tipand</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Ca sa fii mai inalta.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Am 1.68 ! Nu ti se pare ca sunt destul de inalta?!</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Vei arata bine pe tocuri. Plus ca ai putea prinde in plasa cativa baieti draguti. o tachinez</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Mama! tipa inrosindu-se putin</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Esti rosie in obraji!</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">Incep sa rad. Ocolesc tejgheaua si merg in spatele buticului, intrand intr-o camara. Caut o cutie cu plante, niste sfoara de matase albastra si bucati de material de in alb. Inainte sa ies din incaperea mica vad o cutie verde pe care scrie « 5th Avenue ». Iau cutia si pun restul lucrurilor pe ea. O aud pe Roza bombanind ceva despre tocuri, baieti si cum ca eu as fi imposibila. Ma uit la cutie. Nici nu stie ce o asteapta. Intru in magazin si pun obiectele pe o masuta joasa unde deobicei lucrez.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Ce-i cu cutia aia? intreaba fata si se uita ciudat la ea</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">Iau capacul de carton si scot o pereche de pantofi negri de lac care sunt evidentu cu…tocuri !</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Nu port asa ceva!</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Ai de ales?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">Pocnesc degetele si Roza nu se mai poate misca. Ii pun perechea in picioare si iau papucii in care s-a dus la magazin mai devreme, inchizandu-i intr-un dulap -cu cheia-. Pocnesc din nou si aceasta sare ca arsa de pe perna unde statea ca sa incerce sa deschida usile dulapului mic. Fara a obtine ceva insa.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Poti sa te duci sa iei niste ata de culoarea snurului asta? o rog si ii dau sforicica din matase</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Nu ma duc cu astea in picioare.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Desculta crezi ca e mai bine?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;"><strong><span style="font-size:20pt;" lang="FR"> </span></strong></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:108pt;"><strong><span style="font-size:20pt;" lang="EN-GB">-</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:20pt;" lang="EN-GB">Rosa</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:20pt;" lang="EN-GB">’s point of view-</span></strong></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">Da. Era ! Orice, dar nu pantofi cu toc !</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">M-am aplecat inca imbufnata si, privind-o cu cea mai buna incruntatura pe care o puteam face atunci, am tras incet de pantofi in jos, incercand sa mi scot. Da de unde… As fi vrut eu sa-mi iasa. Dar nenorocitii erau ficsi, prinzandu-mi piciorul ca un cleste si ascultand cuminti de vrajile mamei. Minunat.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">O privesc, dar ea nu-mi arata decat expresia aia… victorioasa… pe care eu nu o pot avea.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Fugi ! imi mai zice doar, intainte sa dispara dupa o perdea de dopuri de pluta, cautandu-si un ultim ingredient pentru talisman.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-La naiba !</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Am auzit ceva ? se aude vocea mamei.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Urasc tocurile ! tip eu cat ma tin plamanii. Si pot spune ca am niste plamani foarte rezistenti, nu m-am atins in viata mea de vreo tigara. Ii reamintesc doar. Ei si vecinilor. Nu ca ar putea vreunul dintre ei sa uite asta vreodata. Nu sunt cea mai draguta persoana cand mi se pun draciile astea in picioare (a mai avut mama tentative).</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">Trantesc usa cat pot de tare in urma mea. Asa… sa stie ca am plecat.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">La naiba cu papucii astia ! Bineinteles ca bomban tot drumul pana la mercerie. Intru acolo mai ceva ca un uragan, speriind-o pe proprietara, o babuta care isi aranja pana atunci linistita catrafusele. De ce sunt toti vanzatorii asa de batrani ? O grimasa rautacioasa imi trece usor peste chip, gandindu-ma la mama, una din putinele exceptii in orasul asta aproape bantuit. Dar trece repede. De indata ce papucii aia afurisiti imi amintesc de tocul imens pe care trebuie sa calc. Adica de cand aproape imi rup picioarele. Dar la asta contribuie si podeaua plina de crapaturi din mercerie… care isi primeste seria de injuraturi si priviri urate. Nu ca ar avea cu ce sa le vada pe cele din urma…</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">Reusesc din fericire sa ajung cumva pana la tejghea si cumpar ata. Apoi ies din magazin, trantind usa. Devine un obicei. Prost probabil, dar mie-mi place… Si pana la urma, nu am cum sa fiu binedispusa cand umblu pe tocuri, nu ?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">Cu privirea-n pamant si papiota de ata bine stransa intre degetele mele inclestate cu furie, ma straduiesc sa merg cat mai gratios. Macar sa nu fac din experienta asta una si mai groaznica. Si tocmai cand ma laud in sinea mea ca am facut mai bine de zece pasi fara sa-mi zboare vreun picior aiurea, fara sa calc gresit, aud un usor fluierat din spate.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">Urasc sa fiu fluierata ! E de prost gust.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">Ma intorc iritata, dar curioasa ca sa vad cine e minunatul domn… si dau cu ochii de… cel mai dragut tip pe care l-am vazut in viata mea. Ma priveste cu niste ochi caprui, calzi si adanci si-mi arunca un zambet jucaus inainte de a o lua pe o straduta laturalnica.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">Bineinteles ca obrajii au capatat cu repeziciune o culoare rozalie. Si privirea s-a mai ridicat putin. Si incruntarea a disparut, lasand loc unui zambet larg si prostesc.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">Cand intru inapoi in magazin, mama ma priveste cu o expresie cu adevarat mirata.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Ce ? intreb eu usor intepata ca s-a distrus starea acea de euforie.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Ai deschis prea usor usa, precizeaza ea prudenta. Se poate ca tocurile sa fi facut ceva bun pentru tine ?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Tocurile ? Nici vorba ! Pur si simplu mi s-a schimbat dispozitia pe drum…</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Bine atunci.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Imi pot avea papucii inapoi ?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Ooo, nu ! Ii mai pastrez o vreme.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">Ma priveste amuzata atunci cand ii inmanez ata, dar nu mai pune nicio intrebare. Se lasa linistea in magazin, dar e curand sparta de glasul meu.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Tu cum l-ai cunoscut pe tata ?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:72pt;">-Care dintre cei doi ?</p>
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		<title>La multi ani Deea &lt;3!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:20:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heeey, uitati-va la Deea, ca-i pe patinoar Ea de ziua ei danseaza shukar La toti le place Baietii multe i-ar face Dar ea nu se lasa Ca are clasa Nu sta pe-acasa Stie sa se distreze Frate, ar trebui sa va mediteze Original Deloc banal E stilul ei Nu o poti egala, nici de vrei [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dirtyconfessions.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10624464&amp;post=11&amp;subd=dirtyconfessions&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:center;">Heeey, uitati-va la Deea, ca-i pe patinoar<br />
Ea de ziua ei danseaza shukar<br />
La toti le place<br />
Baietii multe i-ar face<br />
Dar ea nu se lasa<br />
Ca are clasa<br />
Nu sta pe-acasa<br />
Stie sa se distreze<br />
Frate, ar trebui sa va mediteze<br />
Original<br />
Deloc banal<br />
E stilul ei<br />
Nu o poti egala, nici de vrei<br />
Cand Deea apare pe scena<br />
E ca leoaica&#8217;n arena<br />
Ea trage un fum<br />
Si tipa &#8220;jnebooon?&#8221;<br />
Refren:<br />
DEEA<br />
YEAH<br />
Cand vine mareea<br />
Ea e pe val<br />
YEAH<br />
Sarutul ei e letal<br />
Demential<br />
Il simti cum vine,<br />
Direct spre tine<br />
Si te intoxica tare<br />
Cu a lui dulceata splendoare</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Heeey, haideti cu totii sus, sus<br />
Sa nu-mi zici ca nu ti-am spus<br />
In noaptea asta distractia e-n toi<br />
Dansezi pana ai genunchii moi<br />
Ca e ziua Deei, mey<br />
Sa ploua cu taietei<br />
Hai pe ei<br />
Stiu ca vrei<br />
De stai deoparte ai nota trei<br />
Ia tequila, vodka sau gin<br />
Nu te lasa, paharu-i inca plin<br />
Nu inceta, distractia e in toi<br />
Hai in limuzina va luam si pe voi<br />
De ziua lui Deea ne distram<br />
Un pahar doua pana ne-mbatam<br />
Ne facem de cap<br />
Nu sa va fim voua pe plac<br />
Ci sa simtim adrenalina-n vene<br />
Lasa muzica sa sune, mey nene<br />
Mergem la hotel, e foarte bine<br />
Bem toata noaptea, crezi ca nu ne tine?<br />
Dansam murdar pana la rasarit<br />
Pe urma incercam sa ne-amintim cu cine am dormit</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Refren:<br />
DEEA<br />
YEAH<br />
Cand vine mareea<br />
Ea e pe val<br />
YEAH<br />
Sarutul ei e letal<br />
Demential<br />
Il simti cum vine,<br />
Direct spre tine<br />
Si te intoxica tare<br />
Cu a lui dulceata splendoare</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">16 ani 16 ani Deea are 16 ani<br />
16 ani 16 ani plini de faima si de bani<br />
16 ani 16 ani i-a trait cum tu nu poti<br />
16 ani 16 ani sa le spui si la nepoti<br />
16 ani 16 ani de faima pe pamant a adus<br />
16 ani 16 ani din sarutul ei toxic mult s-a spus<br />
16 ani 16 ani si cine il va gusta<br />
16 ani 16 ani va lua drept ca drog FAIMA</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Refren:<br />
DEEA<br />
YEAH<br />
Cand vine mareea<br />
Ea e pe val<br />
YEAH<br />
Sarutul ei e letal<br />
Demential<br />
Il simti cum vine,<br />
Direct spre tine<br />
Si te intoxica tare<br />
Cu a lui dulceata splendoare<br />
Refren:<br />
DEEA<br />
YEAH<br />
Cand vine mareea<br />
Ea e pe val<br />
YEAH<br />
Sarutul ei e letal<br />
Demential<br />
Il simti cum vine,<br />
Direct spre tine<br />
Si te intoxica tare<br />
Cu a lui dulceata splendoare</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>by Balubista and The Fame Monster  ~</strong></p>
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		<title>The Beginning</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Au fost odata ca niciodata. Au fost multe. Multe, dar neimportante, caci cei mai importanti erau doar patru. Patru prieteni s-au intalnit asadar intr-o zi si au zis sa faca o excursie pe Marte, in cautare de vodka, neajungandu-le cea de pe Terra. Friend, Friend, Friend si Friend. Pe atunci nu aveau nume, pentru ca [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dirtyconfessions.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10624464&amp;post=4&amp;subd=dirtyconfessions&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Au fost odata ca niciodata. Au fost multe. Multe, dar neimportante, caci cei mai importanti erau doar patru. Patru prieteni s-au intalnit asadar intr-o zi si au zis sa faca o excursie pe Marte, in cautare de vodka, neajungandu-le cea de pe Terra.</p>
<p>Friend, <strong>Friend</strong>, <em>Friend</em> si <span style="text-decoration:underline;">Friend. </span></p>
<p>Pe atunci nu aveau nume, pentru ca nu aveau imaginatia necesara incat sa isi gaseasca, dar au facut rost numaidecat de ea, dupa uimitoarea experienta avuta in acea excursie spatiala. Cum spuneam, au pornit cei patru in nava lor hiper-sonica. Doar ca, in calatoria lor, au aterizat pe planeta 0. Planeta 0 se numea asa, pentru ca nimeni nu stia ce e cu ea, de unde aparuse si ce se gasea acolo iar tuturor le era frica sa paseasca pe meleagurile ei. S-ar putea spune ca cei patru prieteni erau tare curajosi, explorand un loc atat de primejdios si necunoscut&#8230; chiar asa s-a si scris mai apoi in cartile de istorie, dar adevarul e ca totul fusese pura intamplare. Acum asta ramane intre noi, bine? Ei, au ajuns ei acolo si stupoare: ciudata gravitatie a planetei atragand doar elementele foarte goale, capetele lor au fost instantaneu lipite de suprafata unsuroasa, cu asa o forta incat i-a lasat inconstienti (se poate observa, aveau pe atunci niste capete cu adevarat goale). Au stat inconstienti timp de doua zile martiene, timp in care unsoarea planetei, care avea efecte magice si malefice, li s-a impregnate pe creierul aflat pana atunci in menopauza. A aparut o idee. Apoi inca una si inca una. Au inceput sa se ingramadeasca, sa se certe, sa se inmulteasca, sa se imbete, sa tipe, sa loveasca in stanga si-n dreapta, sa injure, sa cante, sa danseze&#8230; s-a dezlantuit un adevarat taraboi! La asa galagie si energie au trebuit pana la urma si cei patru prieteni sa se trezeasca. Si-au dezlipit lenesi capatanile acum pline de idei de Planeta 0 si s-au privit nauci. Le era greu sa se recunoasca si totusi, parca fusesera asa dintotdeauna. Stiau ca sunt sortiti sa guverneze legile nebuniei impreuna, ca nu va fi un lucru usor, dar va merita orice efort. De atunci si-au cunoscut scopul: sa umple lumea de LOL-ul lor magic. Era atat de bine sa isi simta capatanile in sfarsit pline cu ceva! Doar ca acum erau prea pline. Daca pana atunci cei patru fantastici nu avusesera nume, sau vreo alta personalitate in afara de cea insetata de vodka, acum personalitatile se inghesuiau ca la piata in bietele lor trupuri, fiind de asemenea si transmisibile. Dar fix pentru ca erau prea multe, nu puteau fi trecute intr-o lista undeva. Din moment ce o astfel de lista nu avea sanse sa se mai termine vreodata, cei patru au decis sa lase totul in voia sortii, stiind ca personalitatile isi vor face fiecare mareata intrare pe podium atunci cand va veni momentul.</p>
<p>Astfel, cu aceste ganduri in minte si multumiti ca au in sfarsit ceva in minte, mandri de ei ca printr-o minunte necunoscuta reusisera sa faca imposibilul, si anume sa isi creasca numarul de neuroni, Cei Patru Fantastici au pornit inapoi spre Terra, pentru a infecta si acea lume cu vascoasele efecte ale misterioasei unsori de pe Planeta 0.</p>
<p>Ah, si ca sa nu uit, cei patru si-au gasit si noi nume, evident atat de multe, incat ar fi imposibil de enumerat toate.</p>
<p>“In ziua asta patru rahaturi s-au intalnit</p>
<p>Frate nu stiu daca-ti pasa dar iti zic explicit</p>
<p>Nu-mi pasa daca esti vre-un sfant anti alcool</p>
<p>Cand nu te vede nimeni sigur esti mort de matol</p>
<p>Rahatul nostru trebuie predat in scoli</p>
<p>Si de nu-ti place muta-te si mori</p>
<p>Sa ai faima e greu si nu-ti dau socoteala</p>
<p>Cand noi conduceam lumea ma&#8217;ta era o curva banala.”</p>
<p>Legenda made by Balubista, poezia by TheFameMonster.</p>
<p>Enjoy:)</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Eh, si sa nu uitam: La Multi Ani, Deea!</p>
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